ITOB 2: S36E1P1

I’m very excited to finally put this somewhere other than a random google doc… sleep deprived me from two years ago would be so confused and proud

S36E1- First ep after moving from Grayscale TV to Silverscreen Studios

I AM VERY PLEASED TO ONCE MORE BE ABLE TO SAY… YOU’RE WATCHING IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!

*Intro music plays*

[Lights come on; revealing a closed red curtain with a spotlight on it]

[The curtains slowly open]

[There is the silhouette of a person standing behind the spotlight]

BLUE: Hello polyverse, and welcome back to another season of…

[our wonderful host BLUE steps forward into the spotlight]

BLUE: IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!

[the STUDIO AUDIENCE cheers as the lights on the stage come on, revealing seven CONTESTANT PODIUMS among other things in the area.]

BLUE: and can I just say, how honored I am to be your host once again, especially with the show transitioning to Silverscreen TV. Thank you all so much.

*Sentimental pause*

BLUE: Anyway, let’s meet our contestants for today! First, we have Chris.

[CHRIS is a wild rabbit sitting on a CONTESTANT PODIUM. He says nothing, just sits and wiggles his nose in a rabbitlike manner.]

BLUE, shaking her head: Classic Chris. Now, this is… [pulls PAPER out of pocket, squints at it] Talon Muscleguns?

TALON, flexing dramatically: I’m Talon.

[TALON waggles his eyebrows and puts an arm around BLUE. She gently removes it and drops it. He falls to the ground.]

BLUE: Next, meet Ray!

[RAY remains silent- a note appears at the bottom of the screen: “Ray prefers not to speak”]

BLUE: Okay, this is Glenda!

GLENDA, on livestream: Hi, I’m like sooo happy to be here! Heyy followers! It’s me, Glenda! I’m on #IsThatOurBus! Like for more updates!

[GLENDA continues talking indistinctly as BLUE walks further along the line of CONTESTANTS]

BLUE, quietly: yikes…

BLUE: And you’re Shandra- you’re cute

SHANDRA: [blushes]

BLUE: Next we have Kyle!

KYLE: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to WIN. Don’t be crying when I BEAT Y’ALL.

[BLUE visibly cringes]

BLUE: And finally, this is Brian.

BRIAN: Hi! I really hope I do well, I’m really… terrified, actually…

I haven’t heard good things about what happens to the people on this show…

BLUE: Aw, don’t worry, you’ll do great!

[BRIAN looks comforted]

BLUE: Unless of course you don’t, in which case, I can’t help you. 

[BRIAN looks queasy]

BLUE: Okay, that’s it for our contestants today! Next, we’ll get into the show after this short break! Chris, you’re up first- Francis, get the wheel.

WOW! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WITH THIS COLORFUL CAST OF CHARACTERS! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE ADS WITH IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!