Blue: TALON THINKS THAT’S OUR BUS! IS HE RIGHT? EVEN I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!! SPINNNNNNN THE WHEEL OF BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[TALON spins the WHEEL OF BUS. It lands on ‘big blue bus’. A BIG BLUE BUS falls from the ceiling atop the previous ones (and FRANCIS), partially crushing them.]
BLUE, solemnly, walking up beside TALON: this is your last chance- say it with me-
BLUE, RED, & STUDIO AUDIENCE: IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!
TALON: YES THAT’S OUR BUS!!! FREEEEEDOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!
[TALON shoots the BUS.]
BLUE, solemnly: may i see. your ticket.
[TALON hands BLUE his TICKET. BLUE examines it and compares it to the BIG BLUE BUS]
BLUE: this.
BLUE: is.
BLUE: …
BLUE: OUR! BUS!
[Everyone begins cheering. TALON hugs GLENDA, and she takes a selfie.]
BLUE: TALON is the WINNER of IS THAT OUR BUS! CONGRATULATIONS TALON! Tune in next week to find out what happens to our BIG WINNER!
BLUE: FRANCIS! Stop dying and clean up these claw marks! Do you really have to bleed everywhere?
[cut to FRANCIS, being dead]
*roll credits*
As I’ve probably already mentioned, E2 and E3 are broken up into smaller chunks because they were submitted as writing journals in school at one point. They involved mini-assignments for things to include in our writing. Most of those changes are gone forever (Google Classroom: Gone, but never forgotten) but this is one of the few that still appear in the official document. All of this to say: This episode has an alternate ending in which Blue recites a haiku. Enjoy.
Talon: YES! THAT’S! OUR! BUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
*air horn sound*
*STUDIO AUDIENCE cheering*
WOW! TALON SURE KNOWS HOW TO RILE UP A CROWD! WE’LL FIND OUT IF HE WAS RIGHT AFTER THESE COMMERCIALS, BUT FIRST, A PIECE OF FOOTAGE WE ALMOST CUT BUT DIDN’T BECAUSE RED GOT ATTACHED!
[BLUE is overcome by the moment, and suddenly performs a haiku. The STUDIO quiets, the lights darken, and she is illuminated by a bright SPOTLIGHT.]
BLUE:
What an action-packed
episode. How is Francis?
Oh my god, he’s dead.
[Everything returns to normal as if nothing even happened.]
THAT’S ALL FOR NOW! SEE YOU AFTER THIS AD BREAK TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED ON IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!
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