WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE, TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF IS! THAT! OUR! BUS! I DON’T REMEMBER WHO BRIAN IS, BUT HE’S IN THIS EPISODE A LOT MORE THAN LAST TIME SO I SURE HOPE YOU DO!
BLUE, dramatically: Glenda and Ray already played IS THAT OUR BUS, and Talon’s back now. The others still have to take their turns. Talon, anything you wanna say?
TALON, in a reality-show-esque confessional booth: I wanted to share something very important to me, from my culture.
[TALON pulls out an AMERICAN FLAG ELECTRIC GUITAR and a MICROPHONE]
TALON: 🎵🎶TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME, COUNTRY ROOOOOOOADSS, TO THE PLAAAAAAACE, I BELOOOOOOOONG, WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAA, 🎵🎶
[TALON continues quietly in the background. Cut to BLUE, sitting on her COUCH and watching a TV screen quizzically. She is eating a GLAZED DONUT.]
BLUE, stricken: i’ve failed you
[TALON cuts off in the middle of the second “COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOADS”]
BLUE: OOOkay! BRIAN is UP FIRST! LEEEEEEtttsssssss WAIT FOR A BUS!
[color screen shows, elevator music plays]
BLUE: OH MY GOSH A BUS
BRIAN, quietly: sooo you’re seriously going to do that every time huh
BLUE: That’s right! A bus seems to be headed our way! [points at BRIAN] BRIAN, IS THAT OUR BUS?
BRIAN: um… okay. Yes! That’s! Our! Bus!
*the STUDIO AUDIENCE gasps*
WOW! I WONDER IF BRIAN WAS RIGHT! THIS IS SO EXCITING!
*cut to commercial*
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