[GLENDA spins the WHEEL OF WHEEL.]
WOW: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[The WHEEL continues spinning but the sound fades.]
GLENDA: OMIGOD, that SOUND is SO ANNOYING-
WOW: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
GLENDA: wow, I feel violated-
WOW: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE->:(
BLUE: alright stop that you two.
GLENDA sighs*: #omigod…
[BLUE stops the WHEEL instantly with her UMBRELLA. It has landed on ‘IS THAT OUR BUS?’]
*BLUE gasps dramatically*
BLUE: It’s time for our signature event: IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!
*STUDIO AUDIENCE cheers*
BLUE: you can stop now
*cheering continues*
BLUE: that’s enough, guys
*cheering continues*
[BLUE whips out a REMOTE, points it at them, and presses a button. A ‘mute’ icon appears on screen and the cheering ceases abruptly, leaving a sense of emptiness in the sudden silence]
BLUE: That’s right folks! These lucky individuals will experience our most famous, high octane, horrifying, incredible,
weird, wacky, outrageous, SPECTACULAR game: IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!
WOW! UP NEXT ON IS THAT OUR BUS: I DON’T KNOW! NO ONE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PROPHET, OR, OR- UH… SOMETHING? I’M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH TO MESS WITH FATE! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!
*cut to commercial*