ITOB 5: S36E2P1

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!

BLUE, voiceover: I’m Blue, your host, and while I’d loveto get into the action, I first have to 

recap for you LOSERS who missed the last episode.

BLUE, in a much more dramatic voice over:

previously on is that our bus:

[A clip of everyone standing around in the woods shows on screen.]

[Clips from all 2.5 deaths in episode one are displayed in quick succession.]

BLUE, v/o: Talon’s still in the hospital, ‘cuz he’s a loser, so today’s contestants are 

[A short clip of TALON in a hospital bed with american flag bedsheets is shown under BLUE’s voiceover.]

BLUE, onstage with today’s CONTESTANTS: (ambivalently/pleasantly) Ray, (annoyed) Glenda, and shAnDRa~ And now, it’s Glenda’s turn to spin the WHEEL OF WHEEL and choose today’s game! Francis!

[FRANCIS struggles to drag the WHEEL OF WHEEL onstage. He finally gets it into position and kicks it before storming away. It hisses in annoyance. GLENDA has begun live streaming.]

GLENDA: Heyy guys, It’s my turn to spin the #WHEELOFWHEEL, so #wishmeluck! Put in the comments what you think I’ll get yall! ILYGSM YAHAFBNAHAM OMG ROF-

BLUE: HASHTAG GET OVER HERE AND SPIN THE WHEEL BEFORE I HASHTAG MAKE YOU

GLENDA: omigod, I canNOT handle this NEGATIVE ENERGY, you couldn’t even bother to use REAL HASHTAGS. omigod. People were never this RUDE before SOCIAL MEDIA INTERNET took over the world. Have you even tried YOGA. I have MORE FOLLOWERS than you-

BLUE, holding a KNIFE: hashtag don’t make me mad glenda

GLENDA, anxiously: omigod… i cannot even…

[GLENDA’s screen nervously glitches as she backs away.]

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? I’M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT! SOMEONE SPILLED SOMETHING ON IT SO I DON’T WANT TO SIT IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IT’S ALL… WET AND GROSS. WAS IT YOU, SEAN? DID YOU SPILL ON THIS CHAIR? DON’T LIE! WE BOTH KNOW THAT’S YOUR COFFEE! YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO DRINKS THAT GARBAGE! OH, RIGHT. STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT ON IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!

*cut to commercial*