[color screen shows, elevator music plays]
BLUE: OH MY GOSH A BUS
SHANDRA: seriously? I- okay
BLUE: That’s right! A bus seems to be headed our way! [points at SHANDRA] SHANDRA, sweetie IS THAT OUR BUS?
SHANDRA: Okay, I’m just a simple woman. I have some prize money already, so I’m just going to turn around, pack my bags, and
SHANDRA: risk it all because YES! THAT’S OUR! BUS!
BLUE: *gasp*
BLUE: Then it’s time for Shandra to spin the WHEEL OF BUS and find out if she will survive and be able to join me for dinner.
UMBRELLA: get em girl
[SHANDRA spins the WHEEL OF BUS. It lands on “this bus right here”, with an image of a bus. The BUS pictured on the wheel falls from the ceiling, landing atop FRANCIS.]
FRANCIS: AAAAAAAA
BLUE: Shandra, this is your last chance. IS! THAT! OUR! BUS!
SHANDRA: Yes. yes it is.
BLUE: ALRIGHT THEN, might I see your ticket, Shandra?
[SHANDRA blushes and hands over her TICKET]
FRANCIS: it hurts so much-
BLUE: Shandra. Even your hotness cannot save you, because THAT’S! NOT! OUR! BUS!
[BLUE snaps her fingers and the TORTURE PIT opens behind SHANDRA]
*SHANDRA desperately claws the floor as she is dragged into the TORTURE PIT*
SHANDRA, being sucked into the TORTURE PIT: NOOOOO! PLEEEAAASSSEEEE! I HAVE CHILDREN! AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH-
BLUE: Rip Shandra. you were hot.
*awkward pause, with FRANCIS softly moaning in pain*
BLUE: TTTTTTTTTALON! YOU’RE UP NEXT!
[color screen shows, elevator music plays]
BLUE: OH MY GOSH A BUS
BLUE: That’s right! A bus seems to be headed our way! *points at talon* TALON, IS THAT OUR BUS?
TALON: *ahem*
TALON: YES! THAT’S! OUR! BUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
*air horn sound*
*STUDIO AUDIENCE cheering*
WOW! HOW EXCITING! I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IF HE WON, BUT YOU SURE CAN. AND YOU WILL! FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AFTER THESE MESSAGES!
*cut to commercial*
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